SHOPLIFTING! INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL SHRINK! EMPLOYEE DISHONESTY! ORGANIZED RETAIL CRIME! RISING COSTS!

Tickets are now available for my upcoming solo play, “Foes of a Minimum Wage Guard”!

For this semi-autobiographical tale, I included some of my experience working in loss prevention and retail security. I always imagined what life would’ve been for me if I stayed in the field.

In this comedy story, Steve Smelly, an old complacent retail guard for a struggling department store in a dead mall, is reassigned as a loss prevention officer. If he fails to stop rampant thefts, he will be terminated by a grumpy district manager.

This 90-minute story of self discovery is a tribute to the forgotten department stores and malls that closed in recent years. I will be portraying 10 different characters and the conclusion to this ride will knock you out of your seats!